I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the worldTumblr (3.0; @mommamayhem)http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quazza.tumblr.com/post/50895775286" target="_blank">quazza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence</p> </blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50962312659http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50962312659Mon, 20 May 2013 23:12:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/985d0ff6dcb39e959fdacbd7224ad054/tumblr_mms2wsLnDA1qm0qi9o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-laughing-cactus.tumblr.com/post/50408008247/the-man-at-starbucks-asked-what-my-name-was-and-i" target="_blank">the-laughing-cactus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet</p> </blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50961896706http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50961896706Mon, 20 May 2013 23:07:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4193f1a0b743c26b08a6e2da8b5b708a/tumblr_mgvwwt0lMo1qlv1ixo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50961887998http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50961887998Mon, 20 May 2013 23:07:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb874eOLAm1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50961045991http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50961045991Mon, 20 May 2013 22:56:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1621ee8a12c00db9dbb511ea1c08262/tumblr_mn1dbx564a1rbiu8po1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50960403492http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50960403492Mon, 20 May 2013 22:49:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55ontSl3t1qgow9fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50960126156http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50960126156Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f0d5d42e4b9ffd2b070d095ab599bec/tumblr_mmyweoMTf81r04gvoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50947743175http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50947743175Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:58 -0400“Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.”<br/><br/> - <em> Vincent van Gogh (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://futurecastiels.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">futurecastiels</a>)</em>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50947700844http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50947700844Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a5493146088293b4a79ac31cc98555c/tumblr_mkx7i9tjqk1qdu9e0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50938724278http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50938724278Mon, 20 May 2013 18:17:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/179d6a6a233b2a57573b332144775c8e/tumblr_mn2tgwi6kw1r0sss6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pinchependejajaja.tumblr.com/post/50887442090" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pinchependejajaja</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gypsy--rose.tumblr.com/post/50882475894" target="_blank">gypsy—rose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I seldom post military stuff, but this was just too good to not reblog!</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50929997978http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50929997978Mon, 20 May 2013 16:26:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9aee33dbfd4b59973c89bcb75bda2320/tumblr_mn45suTwZY1qapts5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21065d30dd3eacb1544491866e1aa987/tumblr_mn45suTwZY1qapts5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I miss my baby Terror. She’s my perfection.</p>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50929909184http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50929909184Mon, 20 May 2013 16:25:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightscrest.tumblr.com/post/50394019615/someones-on-my-blog-gotta-act-natural" target="_blank">knightscrest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/34633981751a303848946991d68777d3/tumblr_inline_mmrpptIjMj1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50913783058http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50913783058Mon, 20 May 2013 12:16:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dapenguinninja.tumblr.com/post/45206193019/sincerely-harry-my-baby-brother-was-really" target="_blank">dapenguinninja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sincerely-harry.tumblr.com/post/31493368286/my-baby-brother-was-really-upset-so-more-he" target="_blank">sincerely-harry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my baby brother was really upset so</p> <p>he was crying</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabdqsKHI71r52b2x.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabdr5M5X31r52b2x.jpg"/></p> <p>until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabdt3NSmQ1r52b2x.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabdtkKtej1r52b2x.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>The last one tho</p> </blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50913619843http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50913619843Mon, 20 May 2013 12:14:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02f00bb0e2e13882724c5968fef87994/tumblr_mn2n2odpko1qhzi2jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c4576a7e0190f874311aaad7d870c53/tumblr_mn2n2odpko1qhzi2jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50875772104http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50875772104Sun, 19 May 2013 22:30:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6230e29ee222c83977eec91156c7e788/tumblr_micgz6EhHW1qahr5vo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half</span><span class="text_exposed_show"> empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”<br/><br/>Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.<br/><br/>She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”<br/><br/>It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>I think this just changed my life.</p> </blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50875029833http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50875029833Sun, 19 May 2013 22:21:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af758ef15c30020e965f77420cfae103/tumblr_mgterwSkjI1r3v6lso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50874189097http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50874189097Sun, 19 May 2013 22:10:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8db18b2944e032593cb5f362070df002/tumblr_mmid7cSc801spoxq8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb92271336f54ea40275acdad74f29b1/tumblr_mmid7cSc801spoxq8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/893f73e695fb9609c18b0a5a399e77fa/tumblr_mmid7cSc801spoxq8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>This is beautiful. omg.</p>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50872135700http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50872135700Sun, 19 May 2013 21:45:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4220003652f9807527fca8d3bdb15936/tumblr_mmtbrdzVA01qju9ujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetumblr-thisisatumblr.com/post/50455938415/i-suppose-youre-all-wondering-why-ive-gathered" target="_blank">thetumblr-thisisatumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today</p> </blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50872030217http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50872030217Sun, 19 May 2013 21:43:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/992b66fed43930ad9e9d01d38ed1f7b3/tumblr_mkn9w0EPmW1qjju5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50871582199http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50871582199Sun, 19 May 2013 21:38:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6169d8f566196586665ad329d4139c26/tumblr_mn0j5zSuPe1qieg8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ipoog.tumblr.com/post/50758153604/do-you-think-the-museum-will-accept-this-as-a" target="_blank">ipoog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil</p> </blockquote>http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50871438317http://mommamayhem.tumblr.com/post/50871438317Sun, 19 May 2013 21:36:09 -0400